Co-worker: Did you know she’s really a guy?
Mom: Not when I hired her but yes, I am aware now.
Co-worker: How could you hire someone like that?
Mom: Easy, she’s adorable and more than capable of doing the job.
Co-worker: Well as a mother, I am appalled that…
That would so be my mom. My mom wouldn’t let anyone talk about someone like that. You go other mom! :)
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW
Always reblog because perfection.
I WAS PREPARED FOR KANYE WEST
ALL OF THE COLORS OF THE SKY HOLY SHIT
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.
I want you to feel something when you hear my name